Originally from https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/secrets-dinner-ladies-wont-tell-you?utm_term=4ldqpia
We’ll save the burnt food for the kids we don’t like.
We’ll save the worst food for the rude kids.
If there’s a slice of burnt pizza, or a dry bit of cake, you’ll think, "Oh yeah, I’ll save it for that one – the one that doesn’t say please and thank you."
Jeff Franklin Productions
We do have kids who are our favourites.
The ones who are happy, and say please and thank you. The sensitive ones that aren't boisterous. Some of the kids are adorable. And sometimes you'll be their favourite too – that’s lovely.
Walt Disney Pictures
We love a bit of eye candy – we’ll all stare at the handsome teachers.
We'll pretend we have to fetch something, so we can walk past them or stop them for a chat. The other dinner ladies will all be in the kitchen staring at him as well.
Columbia Pictures
The worst thing about the job is when the kids are sick.
We're responsible for the children during lunch break, and it's up to us to sort out any problems. There's a lot of snot to deal with.
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